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It appears that Mad Men’s John Hamm is challenging the world’s bloggers not to make puns about his last name, because the man seems allergic to either underwear or winter-weight pants. Besides the groin-tingling aspects of this, I find it interesting for a couple reasons. The first is that a guy’s junk is usually hidden down in his pants, unless he’s Borat or me in a recent get-out-the-vote stunt. This breeds a lot of curiosity about penises for someone like me, as I have been gay long enough to try and guess (usually accurately) about what any guy I meet is packing, and at this point I think a good 30% of my sexual encounters exist solely to answer that question.