TV: Olive Garden, the new gay ghetto
Robert Gant is best known for playing Michael Novotnyâ€™s HIV positive boyfriend Ben on the American version of Queer as Folk.Â Heâ€™s very talented, an out and proud actor, and very vocal on GLBT issues.Â Also, my friend met him once and said that heâ€™s totally really nice and that his ass looks incredible in jeans.
Whycome is it, then, that I saw him in an Olive Garden commercial yesterday?
Here is a man with an impeccable resume playing both straight and gay characters, heâ€™s got the piercing blue eyes of a Siberian husky, and yet the man is shilling for unlimited breadsticks?
This isnâ€™t the first commercial Robertâ€™s been featured in lately, either.Â Volkswagen had him a couple years ago, and before that he was the twinkle-toed Good Humor man!
I canâ€™t really hold the Good Humor thing against him, because that was when he was just getting started (also, heâ€™s just goddamn adorable in that.Â Deliver ice cream to me any time, Bobby!).Â But Volkwagen and (I still can barely say it) Olive Garden are both post-QAF.Â I understand that the manâ€™s got bills to pay, but come on!
So whatâ€™s happening here?Â Is Gant financing a big comeback project?Â Or can he just not find work because heâ€™s too gay, too old, or perhaps at this point just too commercial?Â Whatever the forces keeping Robert Gant from pressing his chiseled features toward those of another man, maintaining electric eye contact whilst they passionately remove each otherâ€™s shirts, I am virulently opposed to them.
Weâ€™ve taken enough crap as homosexuals, we should not have to suffer seeing one of our own brought so low.Â Now that marriage is legal in New York, Iâ€™ve been looking for my next fight and I think this might just be it.Â Damn the gay ghetto, damn ageism, and DAMN Olive Garden!Â GET ROBERT GANT SOME REAL shirtless WORK!
In the meantime hereâ€™s another fun video he did:
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