New York City: ‘Fuck Ruben Diaz’: A Reading of Gay Erotica and ‘Fan’ Fiction Featuring NYC’s Number One Bigot!
Event Details: 'Fuck Ruben Diaz': A Reading of Gay Erotica and 'Fan' Fiction Featuring NYC's Number One Bigot! - : Saturday, June 11
Submission by Andrew S., TNG contributor
8-10pm Saturday, June 11th - Metropolitan Bar @ 559 Lorimer Street, Brooklyn, NY
Join The New Gay NY for a satirical celebration of the Bronx’s fanático número uno. We’ll be reading the best entries from our ‘Fuck Ruben Diaz’ writing contest – taking the sleaze, the kook, and the kink straight off the slush pile and onto the stage. A young journalist gets a hot tip from Senator Diaz (pun totally intended), but will he live to break the news? Just how many times can Ruben mistake a Viagra tablet for his hear…t medication? The right reverend always thought that NOM’s Brian Brown was a little stiff – is he uptight, turned on, or is this something more sinister altogether?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only way to find out is to join us Saturday night at the Metropolitan. After we read the top entries we’ll be opening up the mic to all comers (ha), so if you’ve written some Ruben Diaz fan fic you can feel free to pop in and share it with the crowd. First prize winner of the ‘Fuck Ruben Diaz’ writing contest (as determined by our finely tuned applause-o-meter) will receive a piece of custom artwork by LES man-about-town Marcelo Gallegos and will undoubtedly be plied with drinks by handsome young men.
So come on out – we’ll get past bigots like Diaz one day, but in the meantime, hey, fuck ‘em.
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