Cities: Diamond Rings CD giveaway
The New Gay has 5 Diamond Rings prize packages to give to you the reader. Each prize package will include a copy of the Special Affections album and a copy of the “Something Else” remixes.
TO ENTER:
In 1-2 sentences leave your response to the following question in the comments below:
“What is the strangest thing that someone has ever told you following the opening line ‘YOU OUGHT TO KNOW…?”
*Make sure to leave your actual email with your response or we won’t be able to contact you to let you know that you’ve won!
THE PRIZE:
1 of 5 Diamond Rings prize packages to give to you the reader. Each prize package will include a copy of the Special Affections album and a copy of the “Something Else” remixes.
THE TERMS:
This giveaway will run now through July 6, 2011 at 6PM EST. At that time the staff of The New Gay will select our favorite responses and notify the winners by email. You will NOT be notified by email if you are not selected as a winner. This contest is open to residents of the United States and Canada ONLY!
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A friend from 8th grade (who I’ve know for almost a year maximum) told me – ‘You ought to know something, I’m getting your name tattooed on my back’. I moved before High School (I’m now years out of HS) and i haven’t seen her in nearly 6-7 years and she dropped that bomb a year and a half ago. WTF!? First off I barley know you, second your barking up the wrong tree. (over 2 sentences I know – sorry)
“You ought to know that I know you like me, and that you have feelings for me”……Uh huh, yeah, uhm, I’m gay…she was quite SAD…She then called 2 and a half years later saying “I want you to know, I forgive you for what you did to me(coming out to her after she had said I had a crush on her)”. Psycho!
“You ought to know that birds and bees don’t actually have sex with eachother and that a bee stinger is not a penis” – a friend of mine, the explanation is too complicated.
BTW I love diamond rings and believe it or not I discovered diamond rings while clicking random article on Wikipedia.
“You ought to know, I killed your cat.” is how our neighbor let us know she “accidentally?” ran over our cat. Funny thing though, we never had a cat…?
In college I had to tell one of my many housemates, “You ought to know, the basement’s full of poop.” We had a closet with a toilet in the basement which we referred to as, “the quarter bath,” one morning I came downstairs to check something and I was confused about the smell and congealed greenish substance that seemed to be lining the floor, I gently pushed open the bathroom door to see the entire quarter bath covered in shit that had then seeped out and coated practically the enter basement floor. After discovering it I decided to leave and let someone else find it, when nobody had called me I called my housemate and broke her the news. There’s more to this story including the landlord telling us we had to clean it up, several plumbers referring us to several cleaners who specialized in this kind of thing (we referred to them as “poop men,” Dan was our favorite), and us discovering that since we lived along an alley, that poop was from a pipe that ran through it, and therefore belonged to any assortment of our neighbors, all nice bourgie families. The poop remained for a few months, we probably all have permanent health problems from it. We got high and joked about it more then dealt with the issue proactively. Summer 2kSevs will always be the summer of shit.
You ought to know……I’m leaving the priesthood, and going on tour with a heavy metal band.
You ought to know that I have always wanted to perform “Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting” at Buckingham Palace, while wearing an S&M mask and a jockstrap. I would then have a few smart cocktails with the Queen, as we discuss my bromance with Prince Harry.
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