Sex: What The Hell Is A “Bubble Butt”?
The universe is full of mysteries. What is the meaning of life? How vast is the universe? Where did we come from? Add to that list of perplexities a mystery thatâs been haunting me my entire gay life. What the fuck is a âbubble buttâ?
It is interesting to note the wordage applied when merchandise is marketed to its target audience. While it might take a âsnap, crackle, popâ to sell cereal it apparently takes a ânice firm bubble buttâ to sell the idea that someone has an alluring physique. Putting aside the laughable term itselfÂ Iâve been trying for nearly twenty years to understand what exactly this elusive âbubble buttâ is.
Iâve known many a man try to lure and trap me with his bubbles of steel and from a rear-end view none rump was remotely similar. One was saggy and one was flat. One was bony and one was fat. They all claimed they had bubble butts. Would the real bubble butt please step forward?
In my adult life I am enlightened to most things concerning gay sex. For better or worse when I hear the terms BB, raw, fisting, PNP, top, bottom, vers, sub, or dom I know exactly what is being alluded to. Though when I hear a guy Iâm about to meet has a âhot bubble butt,â well your guess is as good as mine.
The universal mystery remains. To this day I have asked many gay friends and each has a different answer. Does God exist? What is justice? And does anyone know what the fuck a bubble butt really is?
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