23 April 2010, 3:22 pm
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TNG TV: Rectal Douching and You
Tags: buttsex, douching, gay douching, gay sex, rectal douching
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My video’s camera is broken so I’ve been unable to upload performances and video interviews. So to tide everyone over here are my thoughts on a very weird package I received in the mail.
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i think this actually came off as the weirdest product review ever! probably because you’re totally web camming it all low tech… nice work sir!
http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/daily-brief/2010/04/08/fleet-launches-enema-product-with-gay-market-in-mind
you’ve played right into their aloe-smeared hands
(Was my comment too raunchy?)
Mark, what was your comment? We never got it, but now I’m intrigued.
The douche is almost quaint, with its “irish spring” packaging and lovely scent. But what if you’re stuck without a CVS nearby in our time of need?
Imagine for a moment you’re at a sex club without showers, or maybe on a date at his place, and you are having that not-quite-fresh feeling. What’s the solution?
The commode dance, my horny bottom babies.
Terms: the toilet is what you sit on. The commode is the structure behind it that holds the water and plumbing.
Get to the bathroom, lock the door and strip. Life the cover off the commode and set aside (quietly, they make a lot of noise and you don’t want to alert the top that you’re rinsing-and-repeating).
Now, reach into the commode and locate the little black rubber hose that sprays water into the basin. Lift it out of its location carefully, and straddle the toilet with your butt towards the commode. Here comes the tricky part.
Stick the end of the rubber hose up your horny little butt and flush the handle. That little hose sprays faster than rapids in the Rockies after a Spring thaw, so be prepared. Once you’ve had your fill the hard part happens: remove the hose and QUICKLY put it back in its proper place in the commode. (Note: the water is clean and perfectly safe to use in this manner.)
The is a critical time and requires coordination. You’re already straddling a toilet uncomfortably, with an active rubber hose in your ass and a rectal cavity that’s demanding quick relief. You must be precise.
Returning the hose to its proper place is important because it is *still spraying.* Put it directly back into the commode before it sprays the entire bathroom and you have some explaining to do.
Now you’re free to take a seat and relax. Rinse and repeat.
Scoff at this if you must, but I have a “close friend” for whom this has saved more than one hot date. So, you’re welcome!
Mark
http://www.MyFabulousDisease.com
p.s. Some newer models of commode no longer have the little hose inside that sprays water. Should that be the case, you’re fucked. Well, not.
This is 50% hilarious, 50% horrifying.
GBS (gay butt sex): Always Innovating
Sir Lindsey: I always call it GBS too. I thought I was the only one!
God forbid you have a bottom who douches. I really don’t understand your shock with this product. 80million bottoms already take the contents out of enemas and replace it with water.
You seem pretty naive about the topic. I guess we’re clear about your position now.
Why would any adult gay be mortified by purchasing a douche? I mean, we’re buying condoms, right? I would hope that people are buying water-based and silicone-based lube, not using vaseline or baby oil.
I mean, I do remember being embarrassed by purchasing these things at one point but I was 17 and a nascent gay. We can’t be skittish about the products we buy or allegedly need in order to enjoy hot man-on-man action!
IF a bottom doesn’t douche, it escalates into a shitty situation. There, I said it!
I agree. You must be a top! You seem (or act) very naive about cleansing. Was this serious? or just an attempt to be humorous? You would spray window cleaner on your hole? And what about the inside of the hole??
They are very handy when gays travel, and you may not have all the normal household items to work with.
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