So as some of you TNG early-adopters know, some of us here have a major hard-on for that once-brilliant televisual masterpiece known as Gossip Girl. Well, even though it’s taken a nasty tumble downhill this season (why do high school soaps insist on making the characters go to college?!), I still for some reason feel the need to keep up with it. Who knows why? Boredom? Habit? Blake Lively’s big fake hypnotic hover-boobs? Who knows? But this week, something so shocking happened, something so horrifically, hilariously bad, that I almost spit my Gatorade clear across the room.

No, Parents Television Council, it was not the threesome between Dan, Vanessa and Hilary Duff (!!!). It was the song playing over it. Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you the worst, most ill-advised cover since my drunken college self decided to get in front of a microphone and do “Rainy Day Women”. On 4/20. In the middle of the quad. Shudder.

Won’t you come laugh through the tears with me? Oh, and T.I.? I believe this what they call grounds for a lawsuit…

Happy Thursday! (Call me, Ed Westwick!)