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9 September 2009, 4:30 pm 5 Comments

Giveaways: Win Free Beatles Lithograph

This post was submitted by Zack Rosen

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Look, lets just cut to the chase here: One or two of you out there might be slightly fond of the Beatles. If that’s you (and we understand that it likely isn’t,) then you might be interested in winning this really pretty Beatles lithograph that is pictured above. Released in honor of their ridiculously catalogue reissue (released today, pictured below) it will look perfect above your phonograph, CD player, or whatever else you use to enjoy what is probably (sarcasm aside) the most beloved musical act of all time.

All you have to do is answer the below question as both an comment and an email to Zack@thenewgay.net:

If love isn’t in fact all that you need, what is? Jello? A snuggie? A shotgun and a tract of land? Most creative or bizarre answer wins.

Thanks for playing, contest closes on Monday.

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5 Comments »

Emily Ison said:

Well, honestly, ‘all you need’ is really going to depend strongly upon the situation.

Full out zombie invasion? A Shotgun and limitless ammo is all you need.

An extended issue with your bowels due to excessive love of a girthy toy? A colostomy bag is all you need.

Slopping around in a painstaking battle of the brawn via wrestling in KY jelly after doing 1 too many shots? A well made bikini top is all you need.

A horrible day full of lines, crying babies, accidental injuries and suicide worthy traffic to top it off (like my day was today), then a fuzzy kitty with a strong love for purring is all you need (in your lap).

But in a more generalized way, in order to get through the daily grind that we call life. One is going to need the ultimate tool. Yes ladies and gentleman….An amazing dad is all you need. Like a Slap Chop, an amazing dad can help you take care of all of life’s needs! He slices (creditors that won’t leave you alone), He dices (apart those horrible “others” in relationships that keep trying to get back in), and he even…well, he just keeps on being there when you need him. And without owing 5 payments of $29.95. Which is why I’m entering this contest. Mine happens to love the original boy band, and the first thing that jumped in my head when I saw this contest was him.

(Actually, he’s be pretty handy in a pickle during a zombie invasion, so he could actually double in the “Daily Life” and “Zombie War” circumstances.

9 September 2009 at 6:52 pm

ShootingStarsMag said:

I emailed, but here is what I said:

All you need is chocolate, because I mean honestly, it makes you HAPPY. What else would you need in life than something that makes you happy??? Unless you’re allergic….then you fail at life. :)

10 September 2009 at 2:02 am