Television: Degrassi: The Next Generation of Gay Teens on TV
TNG reader and frequent commenter Adam Isn’t Here submits this post.
Man, there are lots of fags on the TV these days. Itâ€™s almost as if youâ€™re not allowed to make a show that doesnâ€™t have a homo in it. Even the pretty-macho Sopranoâ€™s, in its final weeks, outed one of their own. And mostly sympathetically too; even if he did get raped to death by a pool cue in the end.
Television has taught us that mobsters can be gay; as can bookstore owners, tenants in drama-prone Los Angeles apartment complexes, fussy pathetic New York lawyers, morose funeral home operators, witch friends of vampire slayers, kick ass Baltimore cops, conflicted drug dealers, cute hilarious drug dealers, creepy Mormon cult leaders, naked survivors, and whatever it is those boring married-gays do on that boring Brothers and Sisters show. Thatâ€™s right, gays can be boring and earnest too.
But you know what kind of gay you donâ€™t see much of on the olâ€™ tube? I mean, apart from women, people of color, or anyone who isnâ€™t physically attractive of course. Teens! Which is weird, because television LOVES teenagers. Oh sure, I remember Ricky, (how could I forget Ricky?) but he, like everything else having to do with My So Called Life, was an anomaly. Not any more though.
Just off the top of my head I can think of four gay characters, who are sixteen or younger and featured prominently on their respective shows. Iâ€™m not trying to tease you by holding out names this long, the programs Iâ€™m referring to are Degrassi, United States of Tara, Skins and Gossip Girl.
Letâ€™s start with Degrassi. Now I should tell you, Iâ€™m between the ages of 20 and 35, and Iâ€™m Canadian. That means Iâ€™ve seen every episode of the original Degrassi several times over. Growing up, Degrassi was inescapable. Inescapably awesome! Of course Degrassi has already dealt with the love that dare not speak its name more than once. This one time everyone was sure Ms. Avery was a lezzer, and that she may or may not have been hitting on Caitlin. It caused quite a stir. Another time Snakeâ€™s brother came home from college and told everyone that his relationship with his special roommate was very special indeed. The shame! But no actual student of Degrassi ever came out that I can remember. It took until â€śThe Next Generationâ€ť for that to happen, and once it did it snowballed almost out of control. This new Degrassi is crawling with queers; some avowed, some closeted, and others just experimental. Oh to be young again.
The only problem I have with Degrassiâ€™s current gay story line is that it involves another jock. This time itâ€™s a football player who makes a move on the floppy-haired twinky one, only to be gently rebuffed in the â€śwoah dude I think you misunderstoodâ€ť style of rebuffment. So he gets a girlfriend and starts taking steroids because he thinks itâ€™ll make him straight, all the while sneaking off for long runs in the park where he has rendezvous with an old buddy from soccer camp. Itâ€™s all adorably misguided. Frankly Iâ€™m just surprised it took Degrassi this long to tackle the very real issue of gay public-park sex.
Thatâ€™s very titillating and all, but Degrassi already had a gay jock. He was a hockey player and he and his boyfriend were tragically torn in twain so jocko-homo could pursue his professional hockey career in Switzerland or Sweden or someplace. I know, I know, there are gay jocks out there, and Iâ€™m sure they feel very underrepresented, poor things. I think itâ€™s great to make the point that gay kids donâ€™t need to be put off athletics or other â€śmanlyâ€ť endeavours because theyâ€™re gay. But they already made that point. Being attractive and athletic, this kidâ€™s already got a leg up, and what with all the same sex action going on at his high school, Iâ€™m sure it wouldnâ€™t take him long to come to terms and get in on the fun. Being a homo isnâ€™t exactly a heavy cross to bear at Degrassi.
The encouraging thing about young queers on TV is that it shows kids that itâ€™s all right to be different. Jocks have got enough high school cache as it is, even if they do suck a dick now and then. So how about a deeply affected weirdo who smokes cloves and hangs out in the graveyard? Or a drama fag who really wants to audition for Maria but ends up as the Captain? Or the overweight, insecure video game player? How bout some screen time for them on Degrassi?
To the writersâ€™ credit, the hockey playerâ€™s boyfriend was a total flamer. Like, super faggy. And they do have a very limp wristed drama fag, but heâ€™s not gay. He actually got some chick knocked up, and then stole oxycodone from the pharmacy where he worked to pay for diapers. There is no action without consequence in this universe. It is a vicious and wrathful pantheon of gods that watches over the students of Degrassi. Maybe I should cut them a break.
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