Television: Degrassi: The Next Generation of Gay Teens on TV
TNG reader and frequent commenter Adam Isn’t Here submits this post.
Man, there are lots of fags on the TV these days. Itās almost as if youāre not allowed to make a show that doesnāt have a homo in it. Even the pretty-macho Sopranoās, in its final weeks, outed one of their own. And mostly sympathetically too; even if he did get raped to death by a pool cue in the end.
Television has taught us that mobsters can be gay; as can bookstore owners, tenants in drama-prone Los Angeles apartment complexes, fussy pathetic New York lawyers, morose funeral home operators, witch friends of vampire slayers, kick ass Baltimore cops, conflicted drug dealers, cute hilarious drug dealers, creepy Mormon cult leaders, naked survivors, and whatever it is those boring married-gays do on that boring Brothers and Sisters show. Thatās right, gays can be boring and earnest too.
But you know what kind of gay you donāt see much of on the olā tube? I mean, apart from women, people of color, or anyone who isnāt physically attractive of course. Teens! Which is weird, because television LOVES teenagers. Oh sure, I remember Ricky, (how could I forget Ricky?) but he, like everything else having to do with My So Called Life, was an anomaly. Not any more though.
Just off the top of my head I can think of four gay characters, who are sixteen or younger and featured prominently on their respective shows. Iām not trying to tease you by holding out names this long, the programs Iām referring to are Degrassi, United States of Tara, Skins and Gossip Girl.
Letās start with Degrassi. Now I should tell you, Iām between the ages of 20 and 35, and Iām Canadian. That means Iāve seen every episode of the original Degrassi several times over. Growing up, Degrassi was inescapable. Inescapably awesome! Of course Degrassi has already dealt with the love that dare not speak its name more than once. This one time everyone was sure Ms. Avery was a lezzer, and that she may or may not have been hitting on Caitlin. It caused quite a stir. Another time Snakeās brother came home from college and told everyone that his relationship with his special roommate was very special indeed. The shame! But no actual student of Degrassi ever came out that I can remember. It took until āThe Next Generationā for that to happen, and once it did it snowballed almost out of control. This new Degrassi is crawling with queers; some avowed, some closeted, and others just experimental. Oh to be young again.
The only problem I have with Degrassiās current gay story line is that it involves another jock. This time itās a football player who makes a move on the floppy-haired twinky one, only to be gently rebuffed in the āwoah dude I think you misunderstoodā style of rebuffment. So he gets a girlfriend and starts taking steroids because he thinks itāll make him straight, all the while sneaking off for long runs in the park where he has rendezvous with an old buddy from soccer camp. Itās all adorably misguided. Frankly Iām just surprised it took Degrassi this long to tackle the very real issue of gay public-park sex.
Thatās very titillating and all, but Degrassi already had a gay jock. He was a hockey player and he and his boyfriend were tragically torn in twain so jocko-homo could pursue his professional hockey career in Switzerland or Sweden or someplace. I know, I know, there are gay jocks out there, and Iām sure they feel very underrepresented, poor things. I think itās great to make the point that gay kids donāt need to be put off athletics or other āmanlyā endeavours because theyāre gay. But they already made that point. Being attractive and athletic, this kidās already got a leg up, and what with all the same sex action going on at his high school, Iām sure it wouldnāt take him long to come to terms and get in on the fun. Being a homo isnāt exactly a heavy cross to bear at Degrassi.
The encouraging thing about young queers on TV is that it shows kids that itās all right to be different. Jocks have got enough high school cache as it is, even if they do suck a dick now and then. So how about a deeply affected weirdo who smokes cloves and hangs out in the graveyard? Or a drama fag who really wants to audition for Maria but ends up as the Captain? Or the overweight, insecure video game player? How bout some screen time for them on Degrassi?
To the writersā credit, the hockey playerās boyfriend was a total flamer. Like, super faggy. And they do have a very limp wristed drama fag, but heās not gay. He actually got some chick knocked up, and then stole oxycodone from the pharmacy where he worked to pay for diapers. There is no action without consequence in this universe. It is a vicious and wrathful pantheon of gods that watches over the students of Degrassi. Maybe I should cut them a break.
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