I am running for President. You can read my platform here.

If I’m going to run for President, I need a strong Vice-President with the intellect to advise me properly and the judgment to lead this country in the event that I must resign due to numerous sex scandals. Therefore, I have begun my VP search by creating an ad on the Men Seeking Men section of Craigslist.

Considering the many insightful comments and posts submitted to TNG, I’m opening my search to the readers of this site. Although my Craigslist ad is M4M, all L/G/B/T people are welcome to apply, and straight people, too. If you think you have what it takes to be my VP, please send me a photo and a paragraph or two explaining your qualifications and the reason(s) why I should choose you as my VP.

I will announce my VP choice on Friday. Send to: ben@thenewgay.net

In other campaign news:

• The Ben ’08 candidacy has already swept across the country, as seen in this video.
• In response to Sarah Palin’s $150,000 shopping spree, I went to Filene’s Basement this weekend and bought new underwear. I too now have the garment support to rally America.
• I have released my campaign song (see below the fold)

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