Let’s hear it for voice volume control problems, because I definitely have them. When I want to be quiet I end up being loud, and when I want to be loud I end up getting ignored. Last night I was taking a run through rock creek park and there were some people ahead of me blocking my path. So for about 30 meters I was screaming “On your left! On your Left! On you Left…” but it was unnecessary because when they finally noticed me I was in front of them. And I checked— they weren’t wearing headphones.

But god forbid I so much as whisper “damn, that woman has some big hair” or “eww, that guy’s armpits smell like hummus” because it is guaranteed that the object of my derision will hear me. Even if they are across the street or in the next room. Or on TV. I can’t tell you how many episodes of Heroes have been ruined for me because Hayden Panettiere hears my dissing on her uniform. (PS- Who’s excited for the new episode tonight? Do you think Nathan and Peter will finally kiss?)

So in this video, we have a man who clearly has no concerns with voice volume. We could all be so lucky… and so jaw-droppingly, pants-shittingly loud.