We endure many indignities in the name of solidarity, and showing up for DC’s annual Dyke March is one of my favorites. It’s smallish, underorganized, unfunded, and there’s nothing like boldly declaring to the residents of Dupont Circle, “We’re Here, We’re Queer, Get Used To It!” But we go. And every year we are rewarded with the fact of having gone.

This year’s trail of beers is well-nigh upon us, and you and your breasts are needed to make version aught eight as bearable as ever. Intrepid folkster and Dyke March leader Mara Levi is looking for volunteer marshals AND baked goods to keep participants on course and fed. And this woman wants to make you a star:

Pride dykes on bikes “wanted” – w4w – 39 (Virginia)

Totally for funs here ladies….I am taking pics to select someone to ride on the back of my bike for dykes on bikes for the Capital Pride parade. I am being totally superficial and want a hottie with a tight body. The catch is you have to ride on the back topless. last year my girlfriend rode with painted breasts and this year she has her own bike and will painted again, so my back seat is empty, waiting for the right ass to sit tight. I am still with my gf so this is totally just for fun. I AM NOT looking for anything extra. This is your chance to shine in the parade. Usually get in the papers too AND we lead off the parade. I DO NOT need to see your boobies now or in person, you just need to ride in the parade topless. Its allowed. I am being picky since its a cherished position to be in. I tend to go for the hot blondes but will look at all. Goes well with my darker asian skin. Haha. Anyway, please don’t get angry or call me a chauvanistic pig, which I am but its all just for a good time on a great day. Send pics. Thanks.

DC Dyke March
Saturday, 2pm
Dupont Circle
Contact: Mara Levi

PS. If you think lesbians are revolting walruses this is probably not the event for you.