Uncategorized: Horrifying British Cannibals Devour Fags for Fun, Profit
It may be Gay Pride time in the U.S., but across the pond it’s National Faggot Week. One Doody family, with the support of Mr. Brains Faggots®, are reviving what must have been a terrifying era in British history when people routinely ate our brethren. And no, when Fred Doody says, “The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year,” he’s not talking about cigarettes; he means gay men, mixed with herbs, patted into meatballs, and sometimes served with mashed potatoes, mushy peas, and gravy.
BBC reports that the bloodthirsty Doodys won a national competition after “[t]hey displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.” WTF, England?
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