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5 May 2008, 1:00 pm No Comments

Sex: Your Monday Upper: Make Your Own Pussy Joke.


I’m a cat person. While a good half of the world despises the cunty critters, I love the very things that others find so reprehensible. I enjoy that cats will choose when to approach you and not react if you come to them. I like that they hang out on the periphery of conversations and join when they feel like it. I have picked up a couple fun social tricks from cats, like being extra nice to people that clearly don’t like me. In fact, there are a lot of feline personality traits that I see in myself. But the act shown in the above video is not one of them. Now I love boobs as much as the next homo, but not enough to knead them like bread.

And check out that cat’s expression toward the end. It looks like he’s about to ejaculate and then light up a catnip cigar. And this also begs the question of why this woman let her cat do this for so long. Is her girlfriend out of town?


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  • stephanie said:

    GROSS!

    this grosses me out for a lot of reasons namely:

    1. it is a cat kneading some woman’s huge boobs and the woman is doing nothing to end it

    2. it appears to be filmed in an office copy room..ummm..wtf kinda job is this?

  • Timp said:

    I to, love cats.

    Here is a comic book about the antics of cats, by Chicago Cartoonist, Jeffery Brown.

    http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Getting-Out-Other-Observations/dp/0811858227/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1210000414&sr=8-2

    And yes, I think the lady in that video is getting something out of having her bewbies kneaded like that.

  • smergio said:

    im a total cat person. my mom has 6 cats and a backyard full o strays she feeds and traps and releases. me and my friends call this “happy feet.”

  • smergio said:

    im a total cat person. my mom has 6 cats and a backyard full o strays she feeds and traps and releases. me and my friends call this “happy feet.”

  • Kimberly said:

    I always called it “makin’ biscuits.”

    But I agree that the boob-kneading is kind of creepy. And I love boobs AND cats.

  • antoine said:

    what’s with the soft-core bestiality porn?

  • Allison said:

    Seriously… this was disturbing. Especially for a non-cat person. And here I thought if you were posting porn it would at least be the hot boy-on-boy kind!

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