If you’re like me, you wake up every morning and think “Fuck, I have to go to work again?” Then on the bus, you want to scream “can’t you people fucking move to the back so I can get on?” And then you get to work and your boss asks you a question and don’t you wish you could tell him “Give me fucking minute, I just got here!”

But regardless, the above video is of an SNL skit that has been making me laugh for close to ten years. As funny as saying “the F word” is, it’s even more funny to get really close to saying it in really creative ways for five minutes. Plus, if you watch closely you can see Cameron Diaz make a subtle “penis in vagina” hand motion.