::long sigh::

I hope people aren’t this angry when I wear my “Trannys for McCain” shirt while slinging around my “Barebackers for Hillary” tote bag. Hmmm.

I might be a moron, yes. But that being said, I should fall somewhere between the mental age of 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. Therefore, aside from being able to recognize the concept of reversibility in numbers and having more refined finger control, I can figure out that there was only one person who saw me wear the shirt twice. Look Anonymous 2, I know you’re angry, but I’ve made a whole $15 bucks off that shirt. How about I buy you a drink at the next Blowoff? No hard feelings? Smooch?

“Around town” is stretching it a tad, though. I get around, yes, but I have yet to wear it at the 17th street Safeway, Our Lady of Mt. Carmel or Crew Club. I wore it Saturday night at Blowoff and Monday night at Taint.

As for the loving the attention part….well, by “attention” that must mean the half hour conversation I had with the super hot tall guy who laughed at my shirt and came up to talk to me. Yes, I loved that. I loved it long time. I’m a jerk. My bad. :(

Anyway, when all is said and done, as my grandmother used to say, “Who needs a personality when you have cheap self-made T-shirts?” Okay, she spoke only Spanish, so she might have been asking me to close the door. Whatever.

At least the commenters on Gawker seem to get the joke:
http://gawker.com/370235/oh-my

Lastly, everyone that’s angry at my shirt, please: chill the fuck out. I have not been asked, nor have I said, nor will I probably say whether or not I support Obama. This shirt was an extension of an inside joke with my amigo. Pun on “inside joke” intended.

Feel free, though, to buy me a drink and ask me about my bottom or top references.

Now, off to research penguins.

-Me

bottomsforobama@gmail.com

Tee hee! You said “shitty” shirt!