Sex: On The Lighter Side…
Though I’ve posted before on some of my personal insecurities, I’m generally pretty secure about my body. However, once in a while I’ll come across something that shakes this confidence, something so bizarre that I didn’t even realize I should be worried about it. Last night I came across a website advertising products that dye your areola with henna. Thats right: As if there wasn’t enough to worry about these days, like marriage equality or global warming, there is an actual industry in place to capitalize on the age-old human fear that ones nipples aren’t the exact right shade.
It has literally NEVER occurred to me that someone out there in God’s creation would care enough about the color of their ta-tas to chemically alter them. Everyone, male or female, has nipples and usually I think nipples are pretty nice. I remember once in high school two female friends of mine conducted a “pink or brown” survey among some of our classmates to see which color was more predominant, but I don’t believe there was any judgement involved. Has anyone out there ever regretted the color of their own nipple or slept with someone who did?
My questions about this are more logistical than anything else. Would you paint the dye on yourself or have a friend do it? Is there a dunking process, like Easter Eggs? Could a fetishist apply rubberbands to themselves and create tie-dyed nipples?
I mean, human bodies are bizarre and beautiful enough as it is. Lets just leave well enough alone before the nation’s gay boys start buying special sprays that make their dicks match their shoes and belts.
First time here? See what we're all about... Get involved... Send us a tip!...
Yeah, I guess that changing the color of one’s private areas is all the rage now:
http://www.southbeachskinsolutions.com/products1.htm
I have two words for you: Anal Bleaching
It isn’t discomforting that men have nipples at all? It’s like some sort of feminine vestige for which men have no use.
(Except for sensual licking, of course)
oh michael beat me to it! i just discovered what anal bleaching was a few months ago and i think its pretty ridiculous. my boyfriends friend is actually writing an article about it for some new york mag.
wow, that henna-selling website looks *incredibly* legit. i’m curious: what were you originally searching for, anyway?
An ex-girlfriend once told me that my nipples were “shiny” and I’ve been insecure about them ever since.
You can even buy products to make sure nobody sees your nipple-rections.
I just don’t get-forget about why people go to such lengths for such insignificant nonsense-what color are nipples and anuses supposed to be? I am asking this question with some genuine curiousity. I wouldn’t even begin to know what “the standard” is…
I dont think nipples and anuses are supposed to have a color, thats what makes these products so bizarre. I think nipples and anuses just supposed to match your general skin tone.
Hmmm. I think I’ll try M.L. Melon for my everyday color, Plum Fairy for when I’m feeling like a night on the town and naughty Raisin Glaze for when I want to feel like a real “bad girl.”
What colors are you hoping to get from the Areola Bunny???
Leave your response!
Recent Coments
Most Commented
Most Viewed - 30 Days