It’s Cum to My Attention…
This post was submitted by our latest TNG contributor, Jenny Miller.
…that some of you are unaware of the great, populist experiment called XTube. Your appetite for porn may wax and wane, which is why there isn’t always a stack of DVDs by your bed when you want them. And though we all know the internet was invented for lolcats and dirty movies, a blind, one-handed search for “free pornography” will reward you with an avalanche of sites which, upon clicking furtively through, turn out to be a maze of popups, spyware, and cocktease shorts leading to pay sites. So where’s the real free porn?
Enter XTube, which my friend Andy described as being “Everything I ever wanted YouTube to be.” And in fact, the spelling-impaired co-founders had “an adult version” of YouTube in mind when they launched in 2005. XTube allows direct upload of homemade amateur films, easy sorting, searching, ranking, comments (often hilarious), and a whole bunch of stuff I’ve never looked at (like, “Straight Guy Fucks a Watermelon”). Very gay-friendly XTube’s own Wiki claims the following breakdown of users:
Sexual Orientation:
- 1,215,042 Straight
- 994,908 Gay
- 901,641 Bisexual
- 603 Unknown Sexual Orientation
Gender:
- 2,594,101 users are Male
- 181,281 users are Female
- 336,553 Unknown
My recommendation for getting your new-gay self oriented over there is to select “Both” when the choice is Gay, Straight or Both, then selecting the “Videos” tab at the top, and then “Top Favorites.” Happy endings.
It’s nice to see xtube get some love from TNG. You guys didn’t just discover xtube, though, did you? It’s been around for a couple of years now and it’s provided me and my boyfriend hours of manual pleasure. It really is awesome.
All should visit!
yes! porn with REAL NORMAL people with FLAWS. loves it. and $FREE!
search for the term “fart” on youporn.com. thank me later.
~coach
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
xtube has proven worth-while on occasion, but unlike for smergio, the real people thing is total turn-off for me. like when i’m watching 20 load weekend, and everything’s going great, then i realize that these are like, real people and it totally ruins my wood.
that’s why i’ve been a regular at nifty.org since i was like seventeen years old. for instance, when coach cums in all those boys asses without a condom?!? no consequences! and i don’t have to feel like i’m exploiting anyone. (also no ass zits.) phew!
Adam- I used to LOVE nifty, I would read all the summer camp stories back when I was 13. Thank you for reminding me about that awesome site!
HAHA nifty!!!! brings me back.
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