Sex: TNG Teaches You How to F***
Frequent commenter “Just a Thought” forwarded us this article from MANHUNT, which concerns the topic “How to drive Bottoms Wild.”
TNG is committed to this kind of educational activity, so we’re including it after the jump.
TNG is also wondering if the last thrust of the dragon is what’s inspiring the naval cadet in the photo to climb that tree, which upon closer inspection appears to be covered in crisco.
From MANHUNT:
We’ll get into tactics in a minute but first a warning: Good techniques make good technicians. It’s passion that drives people crazy. Why do you think Latin lovers have the reputation of being great in bed? Because they’re skilled workers? No, because they’re passionate and that passion leads them to trying new things and doing them well.
Now having said that, there are ways to make your sessions so hot his ass will set off the smoke detector. It basically comes down to how you thrust. This is the most important of all techniques and the least understood, due in large part because of what I call “Jackhammer Porn.” Since most of us watch porn and it almost always shows
machine-like fucking, we sort of “learn” what they teach: Vary the positions but not the pace.
Thrusting patterns are important because the law of diminishing returns says pleasure is inversely related to repetition. You know how the first few bites of a great steak always taste better than the last few? It’s because you didn’t pause, take a sip of wine, or a bite of a side dish. Taste buds get sensitized easily. So, do manginas. Mix things up a little so that that the taste buds in his rectum don’t get sensitized. Okay, did that last sentence make anybody else nauseous? Because I’m about to blow chunks.
Anyway, here are some classic Tantric sex techniques that’ll keep those rectal taste buds on high alert:
* The “Thrusts Of The Heron”: If it were a law, I’d call it, Three Thrusts And You’re Out. You go in deeply for three consecutive thrusts, and then go in very shallow.
* The “Thrusts Of The Dragon”: This is basically tripling the Three Thrusts and You’re Out Rule. You thrust deeply nine times and then once shallowly. You can also do the reverse: Thrust shallowly for nine times, then once very deeply.
* The “Thrusts Of The Phoenix”: Okay, this one takes some math, soskip it if you got confused by the book, “Subtraction: Addition’s Tricky Friend.” Basically, the pattern is 9 deep/1shallow, 8 deep/2 shallow, 7 deep/3 shallow, and so on until you reverse it and get to 1deep/9 shallow.
Other thrust patterns: Alternate slow and deep with slow and shallow. Or try the “Mouse” technique: Quick and shallow thrusts. Then of course, there’s The Eagle: hold your penis motionless at the entrance of his starfish then swoop in quickly and deeply. But for heaven’s sake, do this AFTER you’ve been screwing for a while. Otherwise, it’ll hurt so much your partner will knock you into the next administration. Which will hopefully be Democratic because I’m tired of that Republican “stay the course” ass-hammering. Talk about jack hammering thrusts! These people must be awful in bed—the same exact thrusting pattern night after night for seven years. Is anybody else’s ass sore?
SOURCE: MANHUNT.NET
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This comment has nothing to do with sex – sorry. That’s not actually a tree that the Navy boys are climbing. It’s a granite obelisk that has indeed been heavily greased. They are plebes at the Naval Adademy and this is an annual, year-end tradition where they must work together to replace a plebe “dixie cup” hat on top of the monument with an officer’s cover. A simple Google search will turn up plenty of salacious pictures from this event.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
oh it’s well worth the google. my boyfriend and i were actually thinking about taking the trip out to annapolis this spring to see it in person. but the future of the event is in question now, for some reason that i can’t remember. sigh…so typical that as soon as i get interested in something, it falls out of fashion.
Is it me, or are bottoms bigger whores than tops? Thoughts anyone???
Mom, stop leaving anonymous comments on my site.
I did google it. Hot. Thanks.
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