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31 January 2008, 10:28 pm No Comments

Uncategorized: Sorry, Ben


Ben clearly states in his TNG profile that Pandas are one of his least favorite things. I don’t know if he holds some grudge against the bicolor ursines or if they just creep him out, but I am absolutely certain he will not like this video. Its an ad for a Japanese toaster that panda-izes your toast…and apparently awakens a hoard of chirpy little computer bears in the process.

Also, how much would I have to pay you, Ben, to take a bite of that creepy death toast?


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  • Steph B said:

    ohemgee, in my brooklyn apartment the girls we subleted from had a similar toaster, except it hello kitty-ized your toast.

  • Ben said:

    Ok, haha. Ben has a neurosis about pandas. funny. I got it.

    I had a nightmare last night after viewing this video. I ate the toast and my stomach exploded with millions of a tiny, laughing panda bears. And they were animated. I hope you’re happy.

    they really are awful, awful creatures.

  • Ms. Cavanaugh said:

    Ben, why don’t you like them?

    Pandas are adorable, but in the favorite bear contest, polar bears win hands down.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • adam isn't here said:

    i’m sorta with ben on this one. pandas are this put-upon species, perpetually on the brink of extinction, but they just won’t procreate. they just refuse. they need humans to show them porn before they’ll do it? jesus christ. fuck or die pandas, i’m tired of your bullshit.

  • Davetastic said:

    It’s funny becuase Ben doesn’t even like to discuss the panda phobia. Way to exploit your friend’s neurosis Zack!

    Additionally, pandas are cute.

  • takeachancegirl said:

    Thank you, Adam!! Someone finally had the balls to just say it.

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