Well, it’s that time of the year again. Time to sit back and look at all the empty calories you’ve eaten in the past 3 weeks and decide to do something about it. Time to ponder over your activities of the past year and try to figure out how you ended up where you did versus where you thought you’d be. It’s time to think about how you might want your life to be different in the upcoming year. It’s a time of saying goodbye to the old and greeting the unknown new. It’s New Year’s Eve.

One resolution we have here at TNG is to make our site even awesomer. We are adding a bunch of new features and cleaning up our act a bit. You’ve already seen a post from Zack called Ask A Straight Guy which we hope to make a regular feature on the site. I now unveil another new New Gay item: What Would Summer Do?

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TNG’s favorite drag queen and performance criminal, Summer Camp, has deigned contribute to the site, providing us and our readers with the benefit of her seemingly infinite knowledge about the inner workings of the world. That’s right, we’re putting Summer Camp to work, answering YOUR questions about, well, just about anything. Perhaps you aren’t sure which model of Levi’s makes your muffin top look sexiest. Or maybe you want to know what blow job technique will sculpt your abs most efficiently. Or perhaps you’re sick of that itchy red rash and you need to finally do something about. Though she’s busy planning her next night of Crack, Summer is making herself available to fill our minds with whatever it is she has to offer.

Want to participate? Simply send an email to What Would Summer Do (wwsd@thenewgay.net) and your submission will be added to the cesspool of questions she draws her inspiration from. It’s that easy.

For your viewing pleasure, I have included below some of my favorite videos of Summer Camp from her work with CRACK!

CRACK News Network Special Report: The Circus
A shameless plug for the next Crack, February 2, 2008.

Summer Camp opens Crack 2 with Hollaback Girl
The subtitle on this one should be, Summer gets over her anal retentiveness.

Summer Camp reads “Twas the Night Before XXX-Mas”
For those of you still overcome with the holiday spirit.