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1 July 2007, 7:08 pm 3 Comments

Summer Camp


Name: Hi, my name is Summer Camp, but most people call me Trash.

Hometown: Ten years ago, I moved to DC from Seattle and have been enjoying the sticky and sultry summers ever since.

Occupation: Back in Seattle, I worked at the Dairy Queen and was a regular cast member in Dan Savage’s Greek Active theater company. Here in DC, I host a variety show called CRACK. Sometimes I make movies like Cherry on Top and The Passion of the Camp. And now, I’m a part-time advice columnist…thanks TNG!

Likes: I go crazy for Chapstick, gold, free beer, fan mail, and glitter.

Dislikes: I can’t stand cold sores, ingrown toenails, losing my place in my pole-dance routine, and Jesus.

Contact: If you are desperate and are seeking some advice, send an email to What Would Summer Do (wwsd@thenewgay.net) and your submission will be added to the cesspool of questions.


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  • Anonymous said:

    I think you would like Betty Bowers.

    http://www.bettybowers.com/

  • Anonymous said:

    Summer Camp,

    I think I love you. I saw you in a show in seattle years ago. If I recall correctly, you lost a baby, and I am so sorry for your loss… I have a friend who is enamored with you and Id like to send you a snail mail photo of him. Where can I send it?

  • Summer Camp said:

    I’m always tickled pink to open my mailbox and see fan mail, or avon beauty products, or even a flaming bag of dog doo doo.

    If you’d like to send me one of these things, please send me an email and I’ll respond with my mailing address.

    My lawyers advised me to avoid posting my address online because I have had soooo many stalkers in the past. You know how it is!

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What Would Summer Do: Summer Camp


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Name: Hi, my name is Summer Camp, but you can call me Trash.

Hometown: Ten years ago, I moved to DC from Seattle and have been enjoying the sticky and sultry summers ever since.

Occupation: I host a variety show called CRACK. Sometimes I make movies like Cherry on Top and The Passion of the Camp. And now, I’m a part-time advice columnist…thanks TNG!

Likes: I go crazy for Chapstick, gold, free beer, fan mail, and glitter.

Dislikes: I can’t stand cold sores, ingrown toenails, losing my place in my pole-dance routine, and Jesus.

Contact: If you are desperate and are seeking some advice, send me an email at What Would Summer Do (wwsd@thenewgay.net) and your submission will be added to the cesspool of questions. You can also become my fan on Facebook.


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